Ski Mask HOW TO, TO DIE FOR

1965 Ski Mask HOW TO: "If your grannie knits you one of these, run like hell, then call the cops. Excerpts from a 'roll your own ski mask' article from a mid-'60s issue of McCall's Magazine. You know, they have fetish websites for this sort of thing nowadays. Link. The horror. The HORROR." - Boing Boing

This was one of the first things I ever encountered on Boing Boing, and I LOVED IT. It was a founding reason for why I returned again and again to their site...
...imagine if I had lived my whole life without ever coming across these???...
thank you internet