Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Electrifying!



Lightning exits woman's bottom: "A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body."
Via Arbroath

7 Comments:

Blogger Sean said...

Talk about your explosive diarrhea!
The poor thing… not bad enough she was struck by lightning, but now she gets to be known as the woman who had lightning shot out her ass!!!

18:49  
Blogger The Houseless Wife said...

right?
a BURNED ANUS?!?...
horrifying...

19:05  
Blogger Sean said...

A lesser man, especially a gay one, could have a field day with this story and all the fodder, or should I say farter, it provides!
I shall take the high road and simply suggest she try a little Peroration H.
OK, maybe a LOT of preparation H!!!

21:07  
Blogger The Houseless Wife said...

a lesser woman... especially one who spends a lot of time hanging around fags, would say something along the lines of "really?... is that what works for you?"
good thing i'm not a lesser woman...
xoxo

21:19  
Blogger Sean said...

I once dated a stripper named Lightning(insert your own joke… he did!)

21:33  
Blogger The Houseless Wife said...

if what he inserted was a joke, I will thank you to leave out the details...

21:35  
Blogger Sean said...

Bitch please… I’ve had more bad jokes inserted, then a Jay Leno monologue!

21:56  

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